Republicans ARE queer!
Look, I realize that by just using that title for this entry, I am painting with a very broad brush. I'm actually using a republican tactic, that since 1996 or so has really worked for them. The drill is this: Make outlandish statements using a few examples and stay on message.
It WORKS! Let's try it...
What I'm getting at is this... No one party - Republican, Democrat, Libertarian (not even a possibility) Socialist, Green, Cat-Fuckers...etc - should control all three branches of our government at any given time. The framers would have been smart to throw something in the constitution to that effect, but they didn't. They didn't forsee Karl Rove... He's basically a sane methodical, genie from the future with flesh colored hair, but he's - no doubt - up to no good...
Now, any Republican who happens to come upon this site will likely assume I have a bit of a weak understanding of how our government actually works, I enjoy these debates, so bring it on fuckers....
To my Liberal compatriots, I may be preaching to the choir, but we need a message and we need to stay on that message no matter what.... Republicans are queer!
I'm gonna catch shit for that - get it....
Someone says to you: "Liberals are godless, cut and run, babykilling, terrorists....!"
Your reply should be: "Republicans are queer!"
Seriously though, they are sooo corrupt at this point, that they KNEW a pedophile was in their midst, but rather than risk losing a possible house seat, they swept it under the rug, AND - This Foley- A-hole - was helping direct the legislation and committee on missing and exploited children! - Sick dude....
Not only that but after the story "blew" he checked into rehab saying booze made him do it, and he's gay because he was molested.....
Asshole... Republican spin is such that they dare equivocate being gay to molestation in all cases, and being a boozer made him hanker for young boys? WTF?
Now, I don't want to imply that being gay is the issue at all... I think you find love wherever you find love. And that's awesome... that's human...
Republicans though as a group are so completely open to discrimination when it comes to homosexuality, then they pray to Jesus some liberal commie won't make it illegal to buy an assault rifle - the key word in their flawed argument is - ASSault - not defense....
You guys remember the gay porn conservative reporter the whitehouse was paying to lob softball questions to the prez last year? Then when his pics were located on gay porn sites, they fired him, and refused to answer any questions about paying reporters for "fluff" pieces.
Kinda like that wiretap thing, by asking questions about our government, and pedophiles guarding and protecting exploited and missing children, we are emboldening the terrorists.
Maybe the next line they should use is: We're fighting the pedophiles in congress, so you don't have to fight them at home, unless of course, your child is unfortunate enough to be a page running errands for said pedophiles.
My point is this...
Not all Democrats or Liberals are babykilling, godless, hippie, tree-hugging, gay lawyers, with therapists, medical mary jane, and elitest attitudes. We don't all want to burn flags or make love with Osama.
Although sometimes it seems like it. Republican spin is such, that I'm scared to death of my fucking self... It's cool though, I got me some duct tape and plastic wrap, Just like the department of homeland security said I should... Sound kinky? And ineffective?
Republicans are queer!
Does anyone know what terror color of the rainbow we're at....?
Tom Ridge - gay!
See, let's stay on message - Republicans are queer! It doesn't matter if personally you're queer, or not. If you are queer just say to whoever questions you, that you were republican, but came out of the closet and quit hating yourself.
Liberals are inclusive. Remember "Republicans ARE QUEER!"
It just doesn't seem elitist to question these pricks who are so obviously full of crap and think the majority of the american people are buying what they continue to sell.
And, I know all Republicans aren't gay, homophobic, militant robot, C student hacks, with old money, Jesus is my co-pilot bumper stickers, and Crackers... They aren't all in-bred, rich assholes......
Many of them actually vote against their own economic interests, because they think that someday they may become rich assholes....
Although, I do subscribe to the theory that most conservatives are in fact assholes.
In summation tonight, I'm proud to be an american, but you assholes who started this war in IRAQ - why don't you guys and Lee Greenwood stand beside each other fucking today - Just like the G-Damn song, but do it over there, where everybody get's assault rifles....
Bring the kids home.
Vote in November.....
J
It WORKS! Let's try it...
What I'm getting at is this... No one party - Republican, Democrat, Libertarian (not even a possibility) Socialist, Green, Cat-Fuckers...etc - should control all three branches of our government at any given time. The framers would have been smart to throw something in the constitution to that effect, but they didn't. They didn't forsee Karl Rove... He's basically a sane methodical, genie from the future with flesh colored hair, but he's - no doubt - up to no good...
Now, any Republican who happens to come upon this site will likely assume I have a bit of a weak understanding of how our government actually works, I enjoy these debates, so bring it on fuckers....
To my Liberal compatriots, I may be preaching to the choir, but we need a message and we need to stay on that message no matter what.... Republicans are queer!
I'm gonna catch shit for that - get it....
Someone says to you: "Liberals are godless, cut and run, babykilling, terrorists....!"
Your reply should be: "Republicans are queer!"
Seriously though, they are sooo corrupt at this point, that they KNEW a pedophile was in their midst, but rather than risk losing a possible house seat, they swept it under the rug, AND - This Foley- A-hole - was helping direct the legislation and committee on missing and exploited children! - Sick dude....
Not only that but after the story "blew" he checked into rehab saying booze made him do it, and he's gay because he was molested.....
Asshole... Republican spin is such that they dare equivocate being gay to molestation in all cases, and being a boozer made him hanker for young boys? WTF?
Now, I don't want to imply that being gay is the issue at all... I think you find love wherever you find love. And that's awesome... that's human...
Republicans though as a group are so completely open to discrimination when it comes to homosexuality, then they pray to Jesus some liberal commie won't make it illegal to buy an assault rifle - the key word in their flawed argument is - ASSault - not defense....
You guys remember the gay porn conservative reporter the whitehouse was paying to lob softball questions to the prez last year? Then when his pics were located on gay porn sites, they fired him, and refused to answer any questions about paying reporters for "fluff" pieces.
Kinda like that wiretap thing, by asking questions about our government, and pedophiles guarding and protecting exploited and missing children, we are emboldening the terrorists.
Maybe the next line they should use is: We're fighting the pedophiles in congress, so you don't have to fight them at home, unless of course, your child is unfortunate enough to be a page running errands for said pedophiles.
My point is this...
Not all Democrats or Liberals are babykilling, godless, hippie, tree-hugging, gay lawyers, with therapists, medical mary jane, and elitest attitudes. We don't all want to burn flags or make love with Osama.
Although sometimes it seems like it. Republican spin is such, that I'm scared to death of my fucking self... It's cool though, I got me some duct tape and plastic wrap, Just like the department of homeland security said I should... Sound kinky? And ineffective?
Republicans are queer!
Does anyone know what terror color of the rainbow we're at....?
Tom Ridge - gay!
See, let's stay on message - Republicans are queer! It doesn't matter if personally you're queer, or not. If you are queer just say to whoever questions you, that you were republican, but came out of the closet and quit hating yourself.
Liberals are inclusive. Remember "Republicans ARE QUEER!"
It just doesn't seem elitist to question these pricks who are so obviously full of crap and think the majority of the american people are buying what they continue to sell.
And, I know all Republicans aren't gay, homophobic, militant robot, C student hacks, with old money, Jesus is my co-pilot bumper stickers, and Crackers... They aren't all in-bred, rich assholes......
Many of them actually vote against their own economic interests, because they think that someday they may become rich assholes....
Although, I do subscribe to the theory that most conservatives are in fact assholes.
In summation tonight, I'm proud to be an american, but you assholes who started this war in IRAQ - why don't you guys and Lee Greenwood stand beside each other fucking today - Just like the G-Damn song, but do it over there, where everybody get's assault rifles....
Bring the kids home.
Vote in November.....
J
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