Hello moto...
It's been a while since I have had time or been moved to write anything. I was gonna write that I hadn't had anything to say, but if you know me, then... well, you know that's not true. I've been busy.... true.... and things have been tough.
That said... Things are better and it's time to spill my head.
1st thing: I just saw a preview for the movie "Astronaut Farmer" which
I gather is similar to
"Space Cowboy" or something. -Quick Summation- Man played by (I shit you not) Billy Bob Thornton is a farmer who decides to build a rocket and fly into space...
That premise alone made me get stoned/ I mean come on -gadammit- "
OF FUCKING COURSE the government is going to find out; and of fucking course they are going to say some shit about "you not handling the truth"; and shooting your ass down...And of fucking course they are going to blow up your rocket ship building- space barn - located in your effing cornfield.......GAAWD.That leads me to my next point, and if you wade through that (point) -it may lead you to my actual point, which happens to be related, but not necessarily ---- and not in the way you might now think ----- to the title of this particular entry.
After I watched that preview, I started thinking.... This is where it all begins and is the reason I should try not to... think....
My thoughts were these...
:"Why not?" Why exactly couldn't Billy Bob Thornton or anyone who's had sex with Angelina Jolie for that matter, make a rocket in his or her cornfield and fly to space... I mean "Why not?" beyond the
obvious reasons...1:Farmer2:Farmer - just kidding2:No background in aerospace3:Farmer's get screwed and have no money4: Government should be asking questions if someone wants to buy "solid rocket booster" or "rocket fuel"Suppose
Billy Bob had some money stashed away. (not likely btw)
Suppose he had friends with connections on the black market and or Aerospace degrees
Suppose that a bunch of people could get together with a multitude of resources drawing on a range of cumulative expertise and actually do something for the honest to god purpose of advancing our knowledge of ourselves and our world or the world's of others. (that'd be the gays)
I know that's how it had to seem to those folks at NASA when they began the space program... I know ---this space thing--- like any idea that takes many minds to make successful, will only be successful if each person thinks they are doing it for there own cause and a cause their conscience can live with. In the case of the "
Space Race", Scientists and Astronomers, Machinists, and Welders, Military and Naturalists all had at least dual and likely multiple purposes for which they were both recruited, and for which they would work, in order to make this amazing thing happen....
Some motivations were their own, some were purposes with which their conscience would let them live.
And so it goes with your lesbian friends...
I'm finding that since my wife and I began working together "office gossip" has really taken on a new and decidedly less interesting turn. It has gone from "who's doing who or who likes who or who's getting fired ("ME" if you were keeping score....) to:
"Would you make him stop that!" or
"So and so is crying again"
Which could be funny or interesting when it's the crazy programmer in the cubicle talking to himself about "code", but annoying when it's your children....
Anyway, WIF and I have decided we each need to get out a little more so we will have new and interesting things to speak to one another about when we get BACK... from whereever we go that's not with each other.
That's right I SAID IT- Being together sometimes makes you need to be apart so you can stand being together... It's called the facts of life "Tootie"....
Last week we began: (WIF and I) --- began our 3-6 hour tours that we are to take at least once a week (if possible) into the land of the "Not you"
WIF went first, she had met a pretty cool chick through one of our kids.... FUCK see this is why we have to get out more. Anyway, she apparently needed the time away and came back with a great story.... Not that this is a competition, but we had something interesting to talk about, namely how WIF got so smashed she puked in a bar bathroom for the first time since college - good ole' college.......... awefreakingsome....
See, it's not only interesting and funny, she had a freaking blast........ with "Not Me" and we had a conversation that the other person couldn't actually finish by themselves.... This is cool....
Saturday was my turn, and a wonderfully cool, wickedly funny friend, who always seems to have plans, cause she's all cool and alternative lifestyley - was available to hang out...
So, her being somewhat but not actually newly single invited "
moi" to be her "wingman" at a bar...
Here is where the duality of our causes converged. In this convergence would lie our success much like NASA or the building of the pyramids... See, I told you the "Space Race" was going somewhere.....
Our success was a shared success, although she did have to seal the deal, I was able to help line up bogeys and direct our search. We weren't high fiving or anything, but if that were still cool to do, we would have done it for sure...
She needed to get back out on the scene and her scene being attractive women, well I needed to at least see a scene in reality that resembled something from -the L word- not -Joe Dirt 2-
Although admittedly, there were and are still a whole lotta "old school lbo's out there who never got the "mullet memo" of 89'.....
Anyway, living vicariously as a married man should, but sharing in a common goaland doing "great" things, made me the best wingman since "goose" in "
Top Gun". Two things.... in case you are wondering....
I know "goose" wasn't technically a wingman but a navigator, and I also know that I wouldn't have been as good a wingman to one of my single guy friends...... But you know, we were on fire literally....
Our elaborate plan even included props... So nobody would think we were "breeders" (a term I was affectionately called- I think it means friend) infiltrating their world or that we were a couple or something, I got me a rainbow koozy and everything to "look" like a native.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is:
I learned something the other day.....
1.It's our duality and ability to work together that make us humans great...
and...
2.Watching two chicks smooch in your backseat isn't as cool as you might think it would be when you don't know how to get home.....
Keep smiling maverick... my office gossip is getting better and I had a blast.
WIF, I love you....
Thanks for loving me, btw, my story was better than puking, not that this is a competition or anything....
bye